Hello Tumblrs.

Today I got tumblr. Jeff had a right go at me, claiming it’s ‘her car’ and she wouldn’t mind me driving like a nutter if it was my own, my argument was that I drive like this when she’s not in the car and always somehow manage to magically survive and if she doesn’t like it; she can take the car off me or get out and walk on the M4.

I’m eating spag. bol. atm, I love Italian food but I’m leaning over to eat it and consequently keep catching my piercing with my teeth, need a smaller bar.

I’m wearing the lairiest pink top ever today that madre supplied at christmas time, I’m undecided whether I like it or not, it will never substitue my ‘to the pub’ t-shirt that Jeff got me which she ruined…the shape on this new one is a little camp…speaking of which, I should really get back on the weights, my arms feel limp and hollow…maybe I’ll go do them in a bit.

Currently speaking to Grace on msn and apparently she cooks her salmon in lime juice, black pepper and with salt to stop it drying out…need to remember to try that. Her and James are still together, I’m glad of that.

I only shaved my moustache this morning, I need it to grow as thick as my cheeks and chin.

2 weeks today and I’m gonna be in Australia, sitting and waiting now, I can guarantee I won’t get that job with Virgin to pay the rent for the next couple of weeks, I turned up 3/4’s of an hour late because the sat nav. lead me to morrisons’.

Well I promised myself that I would type only so long as I had spag. bol. left on the plate and now it’s all gone so bye.

You’re not so bad, tumblr.

Crash.